Computer Language

Static Language: HTML, XML, XHTML, CSS

  HTML is a Spanish lady, who has been dressing colorful clothes. However, she is headachy for data. Reversely, her Germany boyfriend, XML, is skillful to transact data by birth. Several years later, they married and had a daughter named XHML. Their daughter is talented to deal with data like her father. Besides, she is quite pretty and sexy. CSS stands for silk stockings, high-heel shoes and mini skirt. People are severely infatuated when she wears CSS.
  
  XHTML is the fruit of love.

Dynamic Language: ASP, JSP, PHP, VBScript, JavaScript, Ajax, ASP.NET, C#

  ASP is beefsteak. JSP is mutton steak. PHP is pork steak. VBScript is white wine. JavaScript is red wine. Ajax is cocktail. ASP.NET is seafood. C# is an orange, which is full of vitamin C.

  Static languages display words, images, Flash and data. In addition, they design font, color, size, position, and hyperlink. Dynamic languages control the running of a dynamic Website, manipulate the database, and serve different users in different ways. Especially, they finish functions of buttons. 

  Some computer languages work in the server. You cannot see them for your whole life. Others work in the browser. You can see them directly: [View]-->[Source]. Definitely, it is quite complex for most people. However, unlike software, a dynamic Website only requires simple programming. You can easily learn and use. It just needs time, not a clever or crazy brain.

  There is no clear differentiation between static and dynamic Websites. Usually, static Websites sound like sleeping while dynamic Websites have many text boxes and buttons inside and can finish some works automatically.